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SALE: Look Ma, No Hands!

BRINGING TENTACLES TO A FISTFIGHT IS A SURE WAY TO WHOOP SOME ASS!!! YOU'RE OUTNUMBERED!!! OUTMUSCLED!!! OUT-FILL-IN-THE-FLOCKING BLANK!!!! RAHHRHHRHHGHGHGH!!!! YOUR FISTS MEAN NOTHING HERE, HUMAN!!! NOTHING!!! YOU'RE AS FRAGILE AS A CORAL REEF!!! YOUR SALTY TEARS WILL FLAVOR MARGARITAS AT THE VICTORY BRUNCH!!! BRING YOUR BEST FIGHTER AND WATCH THEM GET DROP-KICKED WITH EASE!!! WOOOOOOO!!!!! LOOK MA, NO HANDS!!!!

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Lens Category 3 No Car
$9.24

Original: $26.41

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$26.41

$9.24

SALE: Look Ma, No Hands!

BRINGING TENTACLES TO A FISTFIGHT IS A SURE WAY TO WHOOP SOME ASS!!! YOU'RE OUTNUMBERED!!! OUTMUSCLED!!! OUT-FILL-IN-THE-FLOCKING BLANK!!!! RAHHRHHRHHGHGHGH!!!! YOUR FISTS MEAN NOTHING HERE, HUMAN!!! NOTHING!!! YOU'RE AS FRAGILE AS A CORAL REEF!!! YOUR SALTY TEARS WILL FLAVOR MARGARITAS AT THE VICTORY BRUNCH!!! BRING YOUR BEST FIGHTER AND WATCH THEM GET DROP-KICKED WITH EASE!!! WOOOOOOO!!!!! LOOK MA, NO HANDS!!!!

Made for Bigger Noggins

Wider Fit for Larger Heads.

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Bigger Frames

Mirrored Reflective Lenses

Mirrored lenses reduce glare, hide your eyes, and come in vibrant colours.

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AU/NZ LENS CATEGORY INFO

Lens Category 3 No Car

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BRINGING TENTACLES TO A FISTFIGHT IS A SURE WAY TO WHOOP SOME ASS!!! YOU'RE OUTNUMBERED!!! OUTMUSCLED!!! OUT-FILL-IN-THE-FLOCKING BLANK!!!! RAHHRHHRHHGHGHGH!!!! YOUR FISTS MEAN NOTHING HERE, HUMAN!!! NOTHING!!! YOU'RE AS FRAGILE AS A CORAL REEF!!! YOUR SALTY TEARS WILL FLAVOR MARGARITAS AT THE VICTORY BRUNCH!!! BRING YOUR BEST FIGHTER AND WATCH THEM GET DROP-KICKED WITH EASE!!! WOOOOOOO!!!!! LOOK MA, NO HANDS!!!!

Made for Bigger Noggins

Wider Fit for Larger Heads.

View Our Sizing Recommendations


Smaller Frames
Medium Frames
Bigger Frames

Mirrored Reflective Lenses

Mirrored lenses reduce glare, hide your eyes, and come in vibrant colours.

View Details

lens type

Frame Measurements

Check the exact size of these frames.

View Details

AU/NZ LENS CATEGORY INFO

Lens Category 3 No Car
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